I've never met a decent "Nick." NEVER. I'm bestowing the useless and worthless label on Nicks worldwide.
Evidence that "Nick" is a useless name:
The only Nick that survives this classification is Nick Drake, the singer. Who, unfortunately, isn't alive anymore... so no one escapes this.
(someone theorhettically could counter with "I don't know any Shibu's that are worth a damn," ... but... well... that would just be a dick move) ;)